remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
