she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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