after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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