I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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