Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we have pet lesbian snakes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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