my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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