She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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