Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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