Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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