I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
