Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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