I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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