thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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