yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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