so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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