I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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