Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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