Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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