no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I see more hoeing in ur future
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