does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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