So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
kristin has been a bad kristin
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
