i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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