he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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