You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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