Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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