I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
True college students do jello shots in the library
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