I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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