So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
