That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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