If that was your dad, he is hot
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I came so hard my ears popped.
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