Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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