yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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