Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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