i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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