what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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