I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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