I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
