all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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