ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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