Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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