Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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