stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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