Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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