youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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