we have officially lost it.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
And then he peed in my hair
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