i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Are we still banned from the library?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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