The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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