Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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