I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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