And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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