my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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