I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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