That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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