I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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